people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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