Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
We are two peas in an std pod
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
BRING THE BAGELS
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
