I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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