I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
