Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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