please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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