they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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