dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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