Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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