She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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