if you like me you must not know who I am
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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