All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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