I don't think brook has ever known best
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Who died my cat blue again?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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