You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
she peed on how many people?
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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