can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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