Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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