This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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