Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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