I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Sex in the backyard? Check.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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