Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
we're so committed to being not committed
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