yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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