I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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