well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
wow bdsm is so cute
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