That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Randomize
