Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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