I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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