i permit you to call me
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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