I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
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