How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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