i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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