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So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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