I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
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