turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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