Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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