I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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