Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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