It's just like the Real World with babies
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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