I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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