Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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