That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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