There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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