I CAN MOONWALK!
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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