I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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