I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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