Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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