i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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