I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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