i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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