One girl and one boy is just not enough.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
We had sex on a dog bed..
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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