He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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