Whod you bang
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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