do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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