I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
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