Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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