Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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