he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
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