I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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