I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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