just survived the first fart of the relationship.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
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