Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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