That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
My ass is underappreciated
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
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