I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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